Babies always come in 2 types of packages!which pack did you come in?#cutebabypicture
Attention little summerlings & summerlongs!!
We know you love summer , the sun & the xtreme heat but please be thoughtful of your planet and God’s other creations : use generous amounts of deodrant every time you step out of your caves!
The above message was sponsored by the concerned citizens with Asthma and other respiratory ailments in Broward & Miami Dade Counties , Florida .
Top 5 job recommendations for Obama if he looses the upcoming election:
- Go back to Kenya and run Marathons.
- Run a Llama research facility in Indonesia.
-Become a hair stylist in Chicago.
- Become Chumlee’s apprentice at the Pawn shop (pawn stars on the history channel)
- Run a fruit stand in Miami - sorry he won’t accept all those Billions of food stamps he gave out so bring your CASH please and your own plastic bags!
#pawnstars #obamacare #romney #election2
Only in America where the Government will pay for your heart to get clogged and will pay to get unclogged!!#obamacare
Did you know taco bell , KFC, pizza hut are taking EBT aka Food Stamps!! Too damn funny!
#foodstamp #ebt
What ran through my mind when I first saw this picture
A-Damn those cheap Chinese bikes can really hold up a ton!
B- If I am that Chinese guy who owns the buffet where this moped rider is trying to come in I would most likely put up the ‘closed’ or ‘on vacation come later’ sign up.
C-Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum he fat!
D-There goes the newly done highway!
E- My heart & prayers goes out to that moped and his family
F- Lucky for him they banned cannibalism in USA, if not he would have been on someone’s giant cooking pot somewhere in Miami or in New York!
Notice Something fishy about this motorcycle guy?
I think he is joyriding on a stolen bike!
😱#funnypic #moped #overloadedbike
You got to get them start early,” I need mo fries , mo coke and more flied rice please!!
Be nice to skinny people if not they may break their bones on your couch.
Who would you rather have watch this Dog when you go on a week vacation to Cancun- Barack Obama or Mitt Romney ?
Think carefully now……
By the way this Dog grew up eating only the top quality organic food.
#obama, #romney,#mitt,#2012,#obamadog
Don’t you just hate it when you spend a ton of money to go to your local Zoo just to see the damn bird’s butt!!! I went to the customer service with this picture and demanded my money back , they gave me free pass for a year , that bird better put some nice makeup on and show it’s face to me each and every time I go this year!! How Dare!!!!
#zoomiami, #zoo,#funnyanimal,#funnypet,#zoobird,
What goes through your mind when you watch this video?
Cute goat?,goat with an upset stomach ?, ’ I can’t take you nowhere Goat’?leave that goat alone kid?,excess fiber?,Dayuuum that goat must have lost at least 10lbs after he was completely done?,
Or ‘If you got to go…you got to go’??
#goat,#zoomiami,#animalfunny,#urinatinganimal,#funnyanimal
