Attention Mayor Bloomberg!
Buffets in China are requiring their customers to do 30 minutes of workout to burn at least 1200 calories after their meal, why don’t you make the buffets in New York City to do that as well?
#buffet,#fatchinese,#eatingdisorder,#overweight,#bloomberg,#government
When in Hong Kong don’t forget to try things deep fried on a stick -
Items like:hopping lizard on a stick , Whaling frogs on a short stick,ticklish scorpions with salsa sauce on a stick,staring eye cockroach on a long stick,slithery worms deep fried with virgin olive oil on a stick, salty grass hoppers pickled on a stick and so much more . Oh don’t forget to gather any and all bugs,critters and reptiles and bring them all to the Chong Ling Dong food stall so they can stick them for you !
#weirdfood, #foodonstick,#chinesefood,
Grandpa ‘Chew on Liz ‘having a quick bite before hitting the rush hour traffic on highway’ Mi Dri Long ‘in ‘Chung Chang Cham ‘city
#chinese,#nastyfood,
An angry woman is like a pissed off midget wrestler, you better cool her down!
#midget,#dwarf
Welcome to #obamacare, here are couple of great guys who will decide what type of treatment you deserve and how much of a coverage you should get OR If you really should get that Biopsy soon or wait couple more years!!
RATION HEALTHCARE..THAT’S WHAT WE ARE HEADED FOLKS..WANT TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND??
MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR A REAL CHANGE THIS TIME AROUND AND THAT IS NOT OBAMA!
This time around do not vote with your emotions or vote for whomever your friends are voting..
Vote with your commonsense not nonsense!!
Think…this…does government know how to run anything well???
For example..IRS, HRS,SSI,MEDICARE, MEDICAID, shall I go on?? You get the idea..Now just think These same group of people running or telling you what to do when it comes to your and your family’s health!
#OABAMACARE, #2012, #ELECTION2012, #VOTE2012,
That’s how I feel about #OBAMACARE..DAMN ..I DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT MAN..SO DO NOT BLAME ME !!
Be patient! Pounds will shed overtime not in hours or few days if it took 30 years to gain all these and you expect to shed them all in couple days????
Common now!!
#weightloss, #weightlosstip, #fat,#fatwoman,#fatman
The Great Wall didn’t get built in one day so be Patient!
#lifetip, #tip,
Even monkeys know to work together to accomplish their goals!
(Attention - Democrats & Republicans ! please watch this video as often as you like and maybe in slow motion that way you guys can take notes)
Watch this video of spider monkeys actually working and together brilliantly to gather their food ,this video was shot at The Monkey Jungle in miami FLorida.
#monkeyfeeding, #funnyanimals, #animalfeeding,#democrat,#republican,#election
Make sure to tip your barber well , if not you may look like a 11 year old school girl who lost her lunch box!
#badhaircut, #funnyhair,#uglyhair
We have more oil under our ground that we need however we won’t drill what we need , we would rather import our oil from other nations !!!
We are making the Arabs wealthier every day so they can hate us more and harm us more.
Call your local congressman or tell your leaders enough is enough ’ Lets start drilling more!’
Common we are smarter than that!
#oildrilling, #drill,#drillbabydrill
’ you better feed me good food if not I am raiding your fridge !’ #fatdog,#cutedog,#cuteanimal,#pitbull (Taken with Instagram)
