(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk')); A simple Blog site just so that I can post what’s on my mind , somedays the battery is fully charged and some it barely holds any.Feel free to stop by for some quick wits, sarcasm , insults and just plain old humor Follow @DeptOFcomedy !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Tumblr (3.0; @departmentofcomedy)http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8b1z9qEx1rxc4kzo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We got human couch potatoes so why not have pouch catotoes??</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/32680835852http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/32680835852Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:20:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zp7o9Dam1rxc4kzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Anyone for kitty burrito with diet coke?</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/28355240758http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/28355240758Mon, 30 Jul 2012 16:07:00 -0400cutekitty cat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xv51UJNC1rxc4kzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Babies always come in 2 types of packages!which pack did you come in?#cutebabypicture</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/28282753657http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/28282753657Sun, 29 Jul 2012 16:19:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ov3yQSKJ1rxc4kzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Attention little summerlings & summerlongs!!<br/> We know you love summer , the sun & the xtreme heat but please be thoughtful of your planet and God’s other creations : use generous amounts of deodrant every time you step out of your caves!</p> <p>The above message was sponsored by the concerned citizens with Asthma and other respiratory ailments in Broward & Miami Dade Counties , Florida .</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27941519775http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27941519775Tue, 24 Jul 2012 19:40:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mqfqK9aG1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Top 5 job recommendations for Obama if he looses the upcoming election:<br/> - Go back to Kenya and run Marathons.<br/> - Run a Llama research facility in Indonesia.<br/> -Become a hair stylist in Chicago.<br/> - Become Chumlee’s apprentice at the Pawn shop (pawn stars on the history channel)<br/> - Run a fruit stand in Miami - sorry he won’t accept all those Billions of food stamps he gave out so bring your CASH please and your own plastic bags!<br/> #pawnstars #obamacare #romney #election2</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27853357015http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27853357015Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:04:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7f36wwA9G1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Only in America where the Government will pay for your heart to get clogged and will pay to get unclogged!!#obamacare<br/> Did you know taco bell , KFC, pizza hut are taking EBT aka Food Stamps!! Too damn funny!<br/> #foodstamp #ebt</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27561737824http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27561737824Thu, 19 Jul 2012 12:59:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7e0vus3Ua1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>What ran through my mind when I first saw this picture</p> <p><br/> A-Damn those cheap Chinese bikes can really hold up a ton!<br/> B- If I am that Chinese guy who owns the buffet where this moped rider is trying to come in I would most likely put up the ‘closed’ or ‘on vacation come later’ sign up.<br/> C-Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum he fat!<br/> D-There goes the newly done highway!<br/> E- My heart & prayers goes out to that moped and his family<br/> F- Lucky for him they banned cannibalism in USA, if not he would have been on someone’s giant cooking pot somewhere in Miami or in New York!</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27529732359http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27529732359Wed, 18 Jul 2012 23:21:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dirxcJJk1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Notice Something fishy about this motorcycle guy? <br/> I think he is joyriding on a stolen bike!<br/> 😱#funnypic #moped #overloadedbike</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27503657810http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27503657810Wed, 18 Jul 2012 16:40:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79wmcZk2W1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>You got to get them start early,” I need mo fries , mo coke and more flied rice please!!</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27358426732http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27358426732Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:49:24 -0400fatkidmcdonaldsoverweightkidfastfood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79w7upMxQ1rxc4kzo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Be nice to skinny people if not they may break their bones on your couch.</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27357800920http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27357800920Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:41:39 -0400skinnypeopleskinnywoman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79u0t1zwA1rxc4kzo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Remember to be nice to them!</p> <p>#fatpeople, #fat,</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27354374189http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/27354374189Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:53:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tj5mZexR1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who would you rather have watch this Dog when you go on a week vacation to Cancun- Barack Obama or Mitt Romney ?<br/> Think carefully now……<br/> By the way this Dog grew up eating only the top quality organic food.<br/> #obama, #romney,#mitt,#2012,#obamadog</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26732712874http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26732712874Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:36:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tiwfUavm1rxc4kzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t you just hate it when you spend a ton of money to go to your local Zoo just to see the damn bird’s butt!!! I went to the customer service with this picture and demanded my money back , they gave me free pass for a year , that bird better put some nice makeup on and show it’s face to me each and every time I go this year!! How Dare!!!!</p> <p>#zoomiami, #zoo,#funnyanimal,#funnypet,#zoobird,</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26732403037http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26732403037Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:31:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ticb4uY41rxc4kzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Someone ‘s ex wife!!</p> <p>#goat,#zoomiami,#zooanimal,#funnypet</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26731723452http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26731723452Sat, 07 Jul 2012 21:19:23 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/departmentofcomedy/26536899278/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_26536899278" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="711" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>What goes through your mind when you watch this video?<br/> Cute goat?,goat with an upset stomach ?, ’ I can’t take you nowhere Goat’?leave that goat alone kid?,excess fiber?,Dayuuum that goat must have lost at least 10lbs after he was completely done?,<br/> Or ‘If you got to go…you got to go’??</p> <p>#goat,#zoomiami,#animalfunny,#urinatinganimal,#funnyanimal</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26536899278http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26536899278Wed, 04 Jul 2012 23:56:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6m1jiryDm1rxc4kzo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Rest in peace Andy Griffith , he was the best!!<br/> #andygriffith, #andy</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26456449479http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26456449479Tue, 03 Jul 2012 20:33:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jppkAK4D1rxc4kzo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>That’s 2 acres of plain barren land he just mowed!<br/> #baldman,#baldness</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26359004612http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26359004612Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:22:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jok78eZH1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Attention Mayor Bloomberg!<br/> Buffets in China are requiring their customers to do 30 minutes of workout to burn at least 1200 calories after their meal, why don’t you make the buffets in New York City to do that as well?<br/> #buffet,#fatchinese,#eatingdisorder,#overweight,#bloomberg,#government</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26357442781http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26357442781Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:57:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jnuruAWc1rxc4kzo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>When in Hong Kong don’t forget to try things deep fried on a stick -<br/> Items like:hopping lizard on a stick , Whaling frogs on a short stick,ticklish scorpions with salsa sauce on a stick,staring eye cockroach on a long stick,slithery worms deep fried with virgin olive oil on a stick, salty grass hoppers pickled on a stick and so much more . Oh don’t forget to gather any and all bugs,critters and reptiles and bring them all to the Chong Ling Dong food stall so they can stick them for you !</p> <p>#weirdfood, #foodonstick,#chinesefood,</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26356494292http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26356494292Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:42:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jnesHq8X1rxc4kzo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Grandpa ‘Chew on Liz ‘having a quick bite before hitting the rush hour traffic on highway’ Mi Dri Long ‘in ‘Chung Chang Cham ‘city</p> <p>#chinese,#nastyfood,</p>http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26355905100http://www.departmentofcomedy.com/post/26355905100Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:32:52 -0400